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You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence

(Source: nerdsfuckhard)

me before i go to bed: wow in the morning im gonna finish my homework and take a shower and paint my nails and study for that test maybe ill wake up a little earlier so i can eat a good breakfast and then straighten my hair and get all my school stuff ready and ill organize my papers and i'll go to school and itll be a great day
me when i wake up: ill pay you 6 dollars to shoot me

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

(Source: brokenly)